Tacti-Click EDC Sword Slider | 6-Stage Combat ASMR & Spring-Loaded Ejection

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**Tacti-Click Sword Slider | 6-Stage Combat ASMR & Spring-Loaded Ejection**  

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 **Unsheathe Your Inner Warrior**  
The **Tacti-Click Sword Slider** isn’t just a fidget toy – it’s a micro-weaponized stress assassin. Engineered for tactical minds craving tactile domination, this stainless steel beast delivers **6 precision-engineered click stages** on draw/sheath cycles, paired with a **military-grade ejection button** for instant blade deployment.  

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### **Key Features**  
⚔️ **Serrated Blade Theater**  
- **6-Click Katana Ritual**: Each millimeter of sheathing triggers calibrated "kata" feedback (think sniper rifle bolt-action ASMR)  
- **Spring-Fire**: Thumb-activated ejection launches blade 3.5cm with satisfying *snap-hiss* acoustics  

🔧 **Spec-Ops Grade Build**  
- 316L Surgical Stainless Steel | Acid-etched blood groove detailing  
- Magnetic sheath lock prevents accidental deployment  
- Palm-sized (12cm) | 280g heft for combat-realistic inertia  

🎯 **Dual-Phase Play**  
**» Stealth Mode**:  
- Silent fidget cycling for meetings/classroom focus  
- Sheath ridges double as grip strengthener  

**» Combat Mode**:  
- Execute "quick draw" drills with click-count scoring  
- Ejection button training for muscle memory  

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### **Why This Rules Your EDC Arsenal?**  
✅ **ASMR x Adrenaline Fusion**  
- 6-stage click grading ("Stealth Insert"to"Full Lockdown")  

✅ **Zero Compromise Durability**  
- 50,000+ cycle tested | Saltwater corrosion-proof  

✅ **Covert Carry Ready**  

- zero-point Tip Geometry

### **For Those Who...**  
- Crave **tactical fidget discipline** over mindless spinning  
- Want to practice "Iaido" micro-movements discreetly  
- Demand EDC gear that looks like a SHTF survival relic  

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**Dark Knight’s Mantra:**  
*"Every click hones focus. Every ejection trains instinct."*  

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**Pre-order Bonus:**  
First 500 buyers get **Serrated Soundtrack**